I'm an unapologetic, conservative dude from the Midwest. I believe in as little government as possible because, as George Washington said, "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." Contrary to popular belief, I don't wear a tin foil hat; I'm not a racist, bigoted homophobe; I'm not a birther (although I am curious why the birth certificate hasn't been released); I'm not a 9/11 truther; and I reject the belief that the Constitution is a living, breathing document.